Good morning/afternoon/evening, and this is your captain speaking. You are now flying on Kazoom Airlines.
Please keep yourself strapped in properly during take-off. If you do not know how to strap yourself in properly, do not hesitate to ask our friendly stewards/stewardesses.
If you cannot find your seat, our stewards/stewardesses will find a way to squeeze you into the luggage compartment.
Unfortunately, our television is not working. But for movie buffs on board, we will fly as close as possible to Lalala Airlines, so you can watch their movie from the right window.
If our engine is too noisy, you can approach me or my co-pilot and we will make arrangements to turn off the engines to give the best flight experience possible.
Thank you, and this is your captain, signing out.
I am Captain Qeraj, which is pronounced
ker-raj.
I have 1 day of flight experience with Kazoom Airlines.
Do not worry, I don't bite, and I'm really friendly and I ensure all my passengers have wonderful flight experiences.
In fact, all of my passengers are always the same regulars!
I live to work and not work to live.
Try this for a tagboard.
All tags/comments are appreciated, because Kazoom Airlines is always striving to be better.
