Conjured by blesphemy under the immense influence of work stress, mental retardation and a sense of adventure. Other thank yous to mixologies & google.
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You can call me pills-in-a-sock or polly-wants-a-cracker. I am 76 years young and I am going through my 4th puberty. I love to sing pirate songs and make fun of girls. I eat ham and raw egg for breakfast with lipton tea. I don't like to pick my nose with my fingers. I like to pick my nose with my toes.

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My friends come from the zoo and pet shoppe. I love dog chow.
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