miss schmaltz
Hello awesome dudes!
I'm a girl/guyy named Miss/Mrs/Mdm/Mr Schmaltz!
I'm cool and I'm too depressed, so yeah.
Ohyes, I'm 999 years old, go me!
Duh. Your profile goes HERE!
sincerity & sparks
You know, I like to eat durian prata with chocolate topping!
And I also like my teddy bear which looks like mrbean!
LOL! Your lovey doveys here and whatever stuff you happen to like or fancyyy!
grey bolts
I don't like this, I don't like that, I dislike everything in the world but myself!
HEH. Your dislikes here.
Remember, don't be so pessimistic all the time! Hating takes up more time and effort than looking on the bright side:D
POO! PUI!
hopeful clouds
ZOMG I wish that I can be an oranggutan!
Your wishlist here
Whatever you want but can't get D:
definition
Adjective: Schmaltzy [shmoltsee]
1. Effusively or insincerly emotional
2. Excessive sentimentality
See synonyms: sentimental
Usage: "a schmaltzy song"
