the most boring skin ever (ad-free!)

This is the most boring skin ever. I decided to make it as a form of commentary; in these days where we are dominated by divisions and tables and demand maximum efficiency and top-drawer appearance from our blog skins, I think it is necessary to go back to our roots.

All black-and-white text! No tables to be found! Actual vertical scrolling!

Give this a low rating! It is the worst skin ever created! Only give it a high rating if you catch onto the scarring social commentary that this skin represents.

I do, however, guarantee that this skin is ad-free. Ads add complexity.

It's the least I could do.