About Me:

the michelangelo deviant :DD

guzheng (grade 8); soprano sheng.

SCO musician-to-be.

071289.

swiss cottage secondary; 4e3.

cynical poet / writer (CAP 04).

inborn perfectionist traits.

helpless dreamer.

life's brilliant escapist.

inexplicably spastic :D

artyfarty.one@gmail.com

language is power.



LOATHES:
1. ah lians who sing chinese pop songs on the escalators while shrieking like hyenas.
2. extremely cheena people eg. aforementioned neatherdals.
3. egoistic people. being egoistic, he generally hates other egoistic people. LOL.
4. nice people. they make him weak in the knees and make him admonish himself for being such a bastard.
5. people with no sense of fundamental grammar eg. people primates which write things like 'ask OF a favour' or spell 'definitely' as 'definately'. THEIR SKIN SHOULD BE FLAYED.
6. superficial girls who go 'daddy lubb euuu'. its so obvious they force their way into christianity so as to mantain a pure image so as to seduce ah bengs (when we all know that they fuck like animals).
7. people who tYpE lIkE thIs or go 'euu noee muahh?' urgh. and btw, its not pronouced as 'muai' heart. PLEASE.
8. soggy fries and chicken gravy.
9. gloomy people who live everyday like it is the drastic last of the world.
10. people who dont even have a competent grasp of the english language (which basically translates to 3/4 of the entire population). its pathetic - they should be sent to some reformative camp.
11. extreme cam-whoring. and making cute poses like bloating up cheeks like some overgrown puffer fish and squinting eyes are so irksome.
12. blog cliches eg. me hatex smokerx, liarx, backstabberx, hypocritex (when they are all that they have listed down) and treating a blog like a log ie. today i went west mall. i ate blahblahblah.
13. people who go 'life sucks lar' and claim that their life is immeasurably miserable. yeah right. the only thing miserable about their lives are those unfortunate enough to come into contact with them. AND STOP SAYING 'WELCOME TO MY LIFE' IS ABOUT YOUR LIFE.

to put it simply, he hates half of the global population.

to annoy him further, go here or here.