About Me:

I name Stew Pia.
Me Engrish no good becost I Chines.
Prease forgeef me.
I hav frend many but I money no.
My man money many, so I no need do siht.
I all day pray video gam, see porn and make skin.
My auntie Chee Bai say I sick-mind and mind sick,
Take me go look see doctor.
Doctor say me IQ same same me shoe size.
Auntie Chee Bai hapy so she make out with doctor.
Tell me this call 'socializing'.
Doctor no be a man, be bitch.
i shoot doctor with peepee gun.
What mean?
I open photoshop and make skin.

Me skin smokin like opium, prease go look see.